This is so real.
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Shirtless is nice, but a man who can rock a well tailored suit is way sexier to me.
But maybe I’m cray.
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Wait though, can’t stop shouting “This”
Irrelevant but relevant

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uncle ronnie you gay son of a biscuit
even if God doesn’t!!!!!!!
I’m only reblogging because that gif »»»»>
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This is Victoria. She died a hero yesterday. She hid her first graders in the cabinets and closets after hearing the gunfire. When the shooter came to her classroom, she told him that her students were in the gym. He then gunned her down and moved on. She saved the lives of all of her students. Please pass this on if you see it. She deserves to be remembered for her bravery.♥
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You forgot the grandma, Aggie’s, bag from Halloweentown.
Aladdin? Genie and his lamp? Seriously, how could that not be in there?
Also, Hermione’s beaded bag. They wouldn’t have made it without all the crap she had in that bag.
(Source: weeklygeekly)
They say it’s the most wonderful time of the year. It’s not.
I’be been DREADING this all December -_-
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I made a promise to not masturbate until Friday. But, oh so tempting. But, a promise is a promise.
I have a 11AM eyelash extension fill appointment.
Goodnight.
Don’t do that to yourself, it’s good for you! I used to tell myself the same thing…then I had to stop making promises I couldn’t keep lol
No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December? Just me January? Forever alone February? No man March?
All by myself April, Maybe now May, JK still just me June, Just like before July, Always alone August, So damn lonely September, Oh the agony October.
This both made me laugh and depressed me at the same time.
(Source: coryy)
| (Names have been altered slightly, just in case.) | |
| Josie: | I have a new crusshhhhh |
| Matt: | Me too! On a boy! |
| Pearl: | You're a boy with a crush on a boy? |
| Matt: | Yeah he's really cute. |
| Pearl: | Oh. |
| (pause for a bit) | |
| Matt: | Boys can like boys. I just an't marry him because boys can't marry boys. |
| Me: | Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want. |
| Matt: | Really? |
| Josie: | YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie. |
| Matt: | Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him. |
| Dave: | (from across the room) No you can't you're seven. |
| (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded "Yeah! Your body your life.") | |
| My students are the shit. |
Words to live by.
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you know what that means, right?
SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!
(via keepitfabulousbiatch)
NOT FAIRR!!!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LET THEM KNOW, SCARLETT, LET THESE IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW.
How To: Get Hot Abs!
1. The Corkscrew: Stick your legs out in front of you and move them slowly around in a circle in...
wise words
I will not fuck you, let me explain.
I will not fuck you in a plane.I will...
DYINGG
My new favorite post.